this is morbidly hilarious.
^^
All of this with “Teach Me How to Dougie” instrumental.
(Source: toptumbles, via nugget-pouch)
Is this what women want? Shit, all those years I spent learning crochet and cooking.
(Source: mermaidpirate, via nugget-pouch)
she won’t answer you, she’s too high and melting into the couch
She can’t hear you, she’s too high and hears the carousel at the mall.
(via cannabiiscuit)
